Yay Birthdays!

Face Smash 2011. Happy Birthday Dan! 

Today is my good friend Dan’s birthday. You may remember Dan from face-smashing or kicking-the-hernia-to-the-curb fame. Happy Birthday Dan! Here is a virtual high-five to the face for your birthday. But enough about you…

My birthday gift to you is displayed in this image.
Credit: ?

It’s like my 30th birthday everyday! Well, not really, but today I received a card and gift in the mail from Dan (… see previous paragraph if you’ve already forgotten who he is. And yes, I’m totally stealing Dan’s thunder by talking all about me me me me me.)  

Yay, I got mail!

Ooh, another birthday surprise! I opened up the card… and it is hilarious! The word in the second bubble is not very nice, so I smiley-faced it out. But think of one of the worst words you can and it probably fits. The response is quite suitable regardless. 🙂
Front of the card.
Back of the card. Sounds about right.

I also received a lollipop! A Maple Bacon Lollipop, to be exact. Apparently it’s ‘ALL NATURAL’. I’m not sure how I feel about this…

Teehee.

Thanks Dan. The card and gift are fantastic… and too funny! I also appreciate the kind words. They made me throw up just a little bit. You know I’m kidding. Yay 30’s!
Unknown's avatar

Author: rickohikes

Avid hiker, mountain lover and fitness enthusiast with insatiable wanderlust. Usually battling with an injury and my mental health, but I always persevere!

One thought on “Yay Birthdays!”

  1. Thanks Mr. Rick. I meant every word of that card – especially those that brought a little vomit to your mouth. HA! I kill me. Anyway, I’m glad you enjoyed the card. I can’t wait for your actual gift to arrive. I’m so stoked for that 🙂

    Like

Leave a comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.