Retro Horror Movie Night: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

A Nightmare on Elm Street. Classic.
A couple of weeks back, a few friends and I gathered for another retro-horror-movie night. The lucky film this time? Wes Craven’s “A Nightmare on Elm Street”. If you can believe it, the original A Nightmare on Elm Street was released on November 16, 1984, which is about 27.5 years ago. That certainly dates me- I was 3 years old at the time! Sure, there have been many sequels over the years, but the original holds a special place in my heart. And by special place, I mean that I remember being scarred from it as a child. Yes, I was desensitized to horror movies at an early age, but I turned out fine. I think.
I probably watched this movie when I was < 10 years old. How could this NOT scare me!
SPOILER ALERT! If you have yet to see this movie and you’re dying to, don’t look at the following screen caps. With that said, the awesomeness and cheesiness of the movie can’t be captured in the images, so you should watch regardless :D.
Intrigued? Go watch the movie. Watch it now.
According to the IMBD entry: “In the dreams of his victims, a spectral child murderer stalks the children of the members of the lynch mob that killed him.” Sounds about right. That spectral child murderer, Freddy Krueger, was a horrifying sight for me as a kid…. his burned, evil appearance… his hat… his glove of knives he uses to slash his victims… followed by blood that goes everywhere. Eek! And that song: 
Curse these children and their freaky jump-rope-while-singing scene!
“One, Two, Freddy’s coming for you,
Three, Four, better lock your door,
Five, Six, grab your crucifix,
Seven, Eight, gotta stay up late,
Nine, Ten, never sleep again.” 
It isn’t easy to fall asleep when you’re a child with this song stuck in your head, especially when you think Freddy is going to kill you in your dreams. Yikes!
Freddy kills in your dreams. It’s best you don’t fall asleep.
Drowning in the tub is also not good.
Even years later, I feel that that A Nightmare on Elm Street still has some frightening moments, especially in the scenes where Freddy is chasing his victims. However, the 80’s rock music played during the supposed scary parts really detracts from the fright. And the acting was pretty bad. And there was a lot of cheesy dialogue. And the fashion was a bit off, but what do you expect from the 80’s. At the end of the day though, it’s still a classic and I love it!

There’s no escaping Freddy Krueger!
Personally, I find this freaky.
Apparently, when you’re burned by a lynch mob, your blood turns green.
For the 80’s, this scene was quite impressive!
The interesting thing I found out was that A Nightmare on Elm Street was the movie from which Johnny Depp got his start! A quick IMBD search and elementary mathe-magical subtraction reveal that he was 21 at the time of the movie’s release. Crazy talk! He does meet his demise in the movie, and Wes Craven made sure he wasn’t coming back.
This is where it all began…
Nancy and Greg (Johnny Depp). He’s 21 here!
This doesn’t look good.
He should have known- sleeping is bad when Freddy is around.
Johnny, noooooo!
What happened to him…. ?
Oh he dead. Yep. He dead.
Funniest part of the movie? After the main character, Nancy, loses her boyfriend Glen (Johnny Depp’s character), she gets a suspicious phone call. Why suspicious? Because the phone is unplugged! Omg. But she answers it anyway.
Nancy: Hello?…
Freddy Krueger: I’m your boyfriend now, Nancy.
Then this happens…
Freddy’s tongue from the phone receiver. Awesome!
Just brilliant. I would love to comment about the very end of the movie too, but I don’t want to spoil everything on here. Needless to say, it involves the following chilling scene. For this scene alone, I highly recommend watching A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Omg, what happens next?? Watch, and you will find out…

No High-Fives EVER!

Say NO to High-Fives!

 

For those who know me, it’s no secret that I hate high-fiving. Well… hate is a very strong word, so I’ll say that I strongly dislike high-fives. Kind of like how I’ll say that I strongly dislike people chewing with their mouth open. But alas. I digress. According to the National High Five Project, today (the third Thursday in April) is National High-5 Day. Ugh. Don’t get me wrong- the fundraising aspect of this project is great. And at the fundamental level, a high-five is quite the celebratory gesture usually coupled with excitement, laughs and whoops. I’m all for happiness between people. But I just don’t like high-fives. Like, at all. I’ll be the first to admit, however, that the issue is my own.
I’m quite a social guy, and I don’t think I’m very awkward socially. But when it comes to high-fives, I just can’t perform. And I’m AWKWARD. My execution is horrendous. Sloppy even. I’ve tried lining up my elbow. I’ve tried not thinking about it and letting it happen naturally. In the end, I’m just not good at them. I even get nervous and a bit anxious when someone goes to high-five me. Yes, I know. It’s weird. But it is what it is. And they’re ridiculous-looking hand-slaps anyway. I think my high-fiving problem stems from some epic high-five misses during my youth. Obviously, I’ve repressed these memories since I can’t recall any examples, but it’s probably for the best. I do recall, however, some extremely awkward high-five misses during my adult life, which has now left me emotionally scarred for life.
Thankfully, my friends understand my pain by reminding me every National High-Five Day that I should like high-fives. Even when they’re not around, they send their sentiments virtually. Here are some examples from 2010:

Awkward friends forever.
Stats nerds who like to high-five
A friend of a friend even offered me a high-4.5

In my opinion, there is only one situation where high-fiving is appropriate: High-fiving babies. When I saw this in The Book of Awesome, I thought… High-fiving babies ARE awesome! According to 1000 Awesome Things by Toronto blogger Neil Pasricha, the #886 Awesome Thing: “High fiving Babies. Because they don’t usually leave you hanging. AWESOME!”

Awesome! (From The Book of Awesome by Neil Pasricha. Photo credit: Sam Javanrouh)

Speaking of 1000 Awesome Things, after 4 years of counting down, Neil hit the #1 Awesome Thing today. And what is the #1 Awesome Thing?
“Anything you want it to be.”
He says: “The awesome movement isn’t going to stop. By saying it’s anything you want it to be I’m implying that you get to choose, you get to take it as far as you want, you get to fill in the blank. Awesome goes on forever.” Pretty open-ended, but I couldn’t agree with him more! Witnessing the beauty around me, approaching the world with positivity, appreciating the simple pleasures, and being surrounded by great people and loved ones… it’s hard not to agree that there’s so much awesomeness out there. With that said, though, I still don’t understand high-fives. And I still don’t think they’re awesome.



Pizza Pockets. I Love You.

McCain Pizza Pockets. Yummy.

One day I was discussing something or other with my friend Paul, and we somehow began reminiscing about things from our youth. We found out that there was a staple food that was very familiar to us both growing up… McCain Pizza Pockets! According to the website: “McCain Pizza Pockets… are baked, not fried, made with real cheese and contain no artificial colours or flavours. So you can feel good knowing your kids are eating a delicious snack made with wholesome ingredients”. It’s also a good source of fibre, apparently. And McCain is right. I do feel good about this.

A good source of fibre. Apparently.

Our parents had fed us pizza pockets as kids, but we hadn’t had one in forever. Obvio, we had to try these again, so I picked up a pack of eight during a recent trip to Superstore.  I went all out and chose the Deluxe kind- pepperoni, green and red peppers, mushrooms and real mozzarella cheese. Yes, the website says “real” in case there is speculation about its fake-ness. Just to be clear, these Pizza Pockets are not to be confused with the half-mooned-shape Pizza Pops. Oh no, those are completely different. The ones we wanted were the circular ones. Heavenly pizza filling in a round calzone-type shell. They tasted amazing back then, so of course they would taste great now!
I decided I’d store them in the freezer at my work kitchen for one of those Fridays when both Paul and I didn’t bring a lunch. That day was this past Friday. We removed the box from the freezer and both stared at it in excitement. This was legit.

A legit pizza pocket. So excited!

We both remembered wrapping them in paper towels and putting them in the microwave for a couple of minutes. It turns out, these are the exact instructions on the box. We pushed ‘Start’ to zap our pizza pockets and waited slightly impatiently. Our dialogue went something like this:
Staring at the microwave…
Me: How do you know when they’re ready?
Paul: When it starts oozing out the side… *laughing*
Staring at the microwave some more…
Paul: How do you know when it’s hot enough?
Me: When you bite into it and burn your mouth… *laughing*

You know the pocket is ready when it burns your mouth.
At that point, we removed them from the microwave and Paul bit into his pizza pocket. The melted cheese and steam burned his mouth… *laughter*. Of course, I kind of did the same. But once the initial temperature shock went away, the pizza pockets were just as we remembered. There were even parts of the outer shell that were kind of hard/crusty due to over-zapping in the microwave. Typical. So we stood there. At the work kitchen. Eating pizza pockets and re-living our youth. It was fantastic. With all of the retro-horror movie nights, talk of transformers with missing pieces, finding old Sony cassette-deck walkmans, and now eating pizza pockets, Paul and I are clearly going through a one-third-life crisis :S.

SQL Database What?

This may or may not depict how I feel right now.

I’m sitting in my database class right now. That’s right. I’m in class. I will attempt to focus for the next 3 hours (6 pm – 9 pm), but I make no promises. Actually, as I write this, my instructor is discussing something about how SQL server uses FILESTREAM, which stores data in a shared folder outside of the database, but SQL stores the location pointer in the database. Awesome! (Actually, I bet that description is completely wrong. That’s what happens when you don’t pay attention, ha!). 



SQL Server Administration class. Coffee is neccesary.

You see, the class I’m taking is Microsoft SQL Server Administration, which is part of my Certificate in Relational Databases through the University of Calgary. I’m all about learning and stuff. The first two courses in the certificate were related to SQL programming. At work, my statistical and database programming is done using SAS, and I can use the SQL procedure for my data manipulation. It makes life easier. So the first two courses were very helpful. However, SQL Server Administration? Say what? Exciting topics include installation and configuration, database management, SQL security, backup and restoring, automation, server monitoring, and high availability. Basically, I’m learning things that I probably won’t ever use, but I think they’re good to know. You never know when or what information will come in handy! For example, apparently it’s not a great idea to put your database on the C: drive. Makes sense I guess :). And a question was just asked- What are the important reasons for a transaction log? My answer: [Umm…. thinking… thinking… nothing]. Correct answer: backup, restore, and performance. Well then… *shrugs*… close enough. Obviously, I need to pay more attention.
Wrong answer. Close enough.

The Marsh Loop Trail on Snowshoes

My first attempt at a snowshoeing jump shot 🙂

It always surprises me how much I love doing winter activities. I mean, I hate the winter! Well, hate is very strong… I dislike winter very very much. But there’s so much fun to be had in the winter. After going skiing twice this season, a short hike at Tunnel Mountain in Banff, and trying ice climbing, I was ready to shelve all things wintery. But when friends Paul and Vanessa texted to see if my friend Dan (who’s visiting from Guelph) and I wanted to go snowshoeing today, we couldn’t refuse! 

Fun!
We completed half of the Lower Lake Trail, then finished the Marsh Loop
My second attempt- success!

The morning began with a quick trip to Starbucks for pre-hiking fuel, a stop at the Outdoor Centre to rent snowshoes, and then a nice scenic 1.5 hour drive to Peter Lougheed Provincial Park in Kananaskis Country. We stopped at the visitor centre for some info, and then headed to William Watson Lodge where there were a few snowshoeing trails from which we could choose. In the end, we completed about half of the 3.3 km Lower Lake Trail before turning back to finish the 1.8 km Marsh Loop Trail. As usual, there were shenanigans! We all learned that it’s quite difficult to execute a successful jump shot while wearing snowshoes. Who knew?! 

Gorgeous
There’s always time to pose for a photo
An impressive jump shot, by Vanessa, Dan and Paul
Making an up-hill detour

I’ve realized that I love snowshoeing. I guess that’s not really a surprise considering I’m a huge fan of hiking trails and scrambling to the summits of mountains. In the winter, the mountains look absolutely gorgeous, especially after a fresh dusting of snow. Despite the season, the mountains never cease to fill me with a sense of awe and wonder. It’s crazy to think that there are many Calgarians that don’t take advantage of the natural playground in their backyard. To ensure that I don’t become one of them, I have decided that I must do more snowshoeing next year! I’m looking forward to it already :).

The mountains never cease to amaze me…
I really need to do more snowshoeing. Next year fo’ sho’ 🙂