So today is the day that I move up in the world. I’ve been very happy with my 3GS over the last few years, but I decided before the holidays that it was time I upgrade to the 4S just because. Yay, it’s finally here! Technology and me do not always mix so well, but so far so good. It’s sitting on my desk restoring from an iCloud backup, or doing whatever iPhones do.
Apparently, so I’ve heard, the 4S is quite a step forward from the archaic 3GS. There was much buzz and hoopla over its release, so I’m expecting big tings from this phone. In fact, I expect it to revolutionize my life. Beyond the usual syncing of my calendar, ability to check e-mails from anywhere, and iMessaging people near and far, my hope is that my new phone will also:
– Transform into things like a canvas bag when I need one at the grocery store.
– Teleport me places because it would just be so much easier.
– Manipulate time somehow… you know, like stop it.
– Randomly talk to me about the meaning of life, and not in the ‘Ask Siri’ sort of way.
– Clean the bathroom. I don’t like doing that, so there must be an app for it.
– Bake me cookies for those rare occasions when I crave them.
Anything less will disappoint.
HIKES & HAMSTRINGS 