A Sergeant on Heart Mountain

Heart Mountain. It’s kind of shaped like a heart!
Heart Mountain. It’s kind of shaped like a heart!

The weather this past weekend was just perfect for mountain hikes. On Sunday, my friends Paul and Robin and I decided to attack Heart Mountain. Why is it called Heart Mountain? Because it’s shaped a bit like a heart. Heart Mountain is located in the Canmore/ Bow Valley area close to Yamnuska. According to Alan Kane’s “Scrambles in the Canadian Rockies”, it’s an easy and popular scramble with one moderate step. When we parked, we were greeted with a large bear warning sign! After a little thought (i.e < 1 minute), we decided to proceed. As long as we made lots of noise, we figured we’d be okay. So onward we went…

Uh oh, a bear! Robin is clearly very upset about this…
Uh oh, a bear! Robin is clearly very upset about this…
… onward we go!
… onward we go!
Paul is not happy to be hiking :(
Paul is not happy to be hiking 😦
Approaching the 3 metre-high wall
Approaching the 3 metre-high wall
Robin was next
Robin was next
My turn
My turn
“Yay, I did it! Everyone look at me!…”
“Yay, I did it! Everyone look at me!…”

There are several points about Heart Mountain that made me love it! The moderate step on this hike refers to the 3 metre-high wall that you need to scramble up while ascending the ridge… and it’s fun! There’s also another fun spot that looks fairly daunting, but it’s quite easy to climb.

At the second climbing spot. We’re having so much fun!
At the second climbing spot. We’re having so much fun!

Luckily, Heart Mountain kind of has several ‘mini’-summits and one true summit, so it always feels like you’re heading toward another reveal. The hike is also a circuit/loop, so the ascent and descent are on completely different paths. Once you reach the higher (second) summit, you can hike along a rounded ridge, hit some grassy slopes along the way, pass by two other ‘mini’-summits (some with ‘weak’ rock structures, lol), and then descend the rocky mountain and through some forests before joining up with the Quaite Valley trail back to the parking area. There are also lots of great opportunities for photos that showcase the variety of scenery found on this hike. And of course, like many mountain summits, the views from the top are lovely.

Umm… at this point, I would like to introduce Sergeant Stroker. Sergeant Stroker is a gag gift I received for my birthday, tee hee. As with many gag gifts, it’s a bit of an adult-themed item. Based on that description, it may be pretty obvious what Sergeant Stroker is all about. My friend Karmen had an idea that Sergeant Stroker should be like the Travelocity Gnome, and accompany me on my travels and to the summits of different mountains. Great idea Karmen!… however, Sergeant Stroker is no gnome ;). Heart Mountain officially marks Sergeant Stroker’s first mountain summit, and he was quite excited to reach the peak!

Panoramic from the first summit
Panoramic from the first summit
Walking along the ridge
Walking along the ridge
View from the higher (second) summit
View from the higher (second) summit
“We’re happy to be here!”
“We’re happy to be here!”
Hiking. It’s a fashion show.
Hiking. It’s a fashion show.
Gorgeous! I think this was the third summit
Gorgeous! I think this was the third summit
We hiked along that whole ridge :)
We hiked along that whole ridge 🙂
Another panoramic
Another panoramic
Descending the other side of the loop
Descending the other side of the loop
Walking along the Quaite Valley Trail
Walking along the Quaite Valley Trail
A blurred Sergeant Stroker. Gotta keep it PG!
A blurred Sergeant Stroker. Gotta keep it PG!

What also made the hike extremely fun was that we did some geocaching! I think I’ve seen the light with this, and would love to do it again on another mountain. Geocaching is like a worldwide treasure hunt. All around the world, there are over 1.5 million hidden containers called geocaches, and by using a GPS device, you can go searching for these treasures! Paul had found one in downtown Calgary before, and Robin (who loves geocaching) has an app that allows him to search for geocaches. The app will let you know the approximate location of a geocache (e.g. 275 metres N), and a clue allows you to search around for it. Once you find it, you can take a trinket and leave something, and then document it on paper and on-line. Contrary to jokes that afternoon, fecal matter is not a good item to leave in a geocache box. With all of this new information (to me), we gave geocaching a try and there were several on Heart Mountain! First, we hunted for a waterproof matchbox hidden by a conifer. Unfortunately, we couldn’t find it due to a poor GPS signal, not to mention the tons of conifers around us. Next, we looked for an ammo box located under a spruce tree near a small cliff. Eureka! We found it and inside were several trinkets and things and stuff. We signed our names, left a few magic towels and were on our way.

The last one we searched for was near the end of the hike. According to the clue, it was located at the ball of a fallen tree near a white-faced rock. We found that one too! All in all, I think geocaching is awesome and tons of fun. I may have to download the app myself, or better yet, get a GPS device with geocaching capabilities. It sure adds an element of adventure when enjoying the outdoors!

Found it!
Found it!
Trinkets and things and stuff inside
Trinkets and things and stuff inside
2010 Winter Olympics water bottle
2010 Winter Olympics water bottle
A frog
A frog
We found a geocache alright…
We found a geocache alright…
Our second geocache find of the day!
Our second geocache find of the day!
Located at the root ball of a fallen tree
Located at the root ball of a fallen tree
Silly putty and a rooster key chain
Silly putty and a rooster key chain

Heart Mountain: 2135 metres high, with an elevation gain of 875 metres. We left the car at 11:00 am and reached the first summit after 1 hour and 40 minutes. Traversing the ridge took approximately 2 hours (which included time for some lunch and geocaching) and we were back at the car by 5:00 pm. Not a bear in sight, thank goodness. (Robin is convinced that bears were scared of his deep Allstate-commerical-guy voice… and we didn’t have the heart to tell him otherwise :S). Heart Mountain- we conquered you!

Heart Mountain- We conquered you!!
Heart Mountain- We conquered you!!
“Yeah, we did it!” (Typical…)
“Yeah, we did it!” (Typical…)
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Author: rickohikes

Avid hiker, mountain lover and fitness enthusiast with insatiable wanderlust. Usually battling with an injury and my mental health, but I always persevere!

3 thoughts on “A Sergeant on Heart Mountain”

  1. I recently learned about geocaching and was immediately intrigued. Who doesn’t love a treasure hunt? Apparently, there is a cache on the Space Station! I’m really keen to try this out (though probably limiting my search to the Earth). Next time we get together, we should totally geocache . . . and I should probably look into getting some description of gps, eh?

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  2. “Hiking. It’s a fashion show”, should be on a shirt.Also, Sergeant Stroker is hilariously inappropriate. Or inappropriately hilarious. I forget which. You maybe should have left him in one of the geocaching containers. That would have been quite a surprise for someone to find :)Did you take anything from the containers? If so, what did you leave?Finally, what is the name of the app that you use for this. Because this sounds like the type of adventure-nerdery (or nerdventuring perhaps) that I could find myself subscribing to.

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  3. Jen, we should absolutely go geocaching together! That would be tons o’ fun. And Dan, I think Sergeant Stroker is hilariously inappropriate. I thought about leaving him in a container, but then I wouldn’t be able to take other photos at the summits of other mountains :). And I think the app is from the http://www.geocaching.com website. It’s definitely adventure-nerdery!

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